“Why did y’all make a song called Michael Sam Jersey Sales?”
Idk.. bc we wanted to…
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I walked into the Wesley College vs. Salisbury University game right after the start of the 1st quarter just as a Wesley receiver scores another touchdown. 14-0.This should be fun.
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Did famous painters ever name their paintings? I’m pretty sure they just released it and let
everyone’s mind wander. Right? Well that’s what we do with songs. Who cares about the name? Just listen to the song and enjoy the music…
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Just before half, I strolled to the top of the football
field’s hill where Salisbury players walked back for halftime. Wesley was winning 27-3. And I made sure every single player wearin’
shit ass maroon and gold knew it. It was
completely silent, and I was the only one yelling.
“I hope y’all don’t think it’s gonna stop. We’re putting up 27 more because the players
walking into your locker room don’t look like the players walking into our
locker room. They don’t play like the
players in our locker room. It’s about to get ugly…”
Seconds later, I was escorted out of the stadium by
Salisbury officials..
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“Why do you guys sing all the time?”
This is the second question I’m getting a lot these
days. The answer is the same to
both. Because I want to. Let’s check the facts:
1.
I’m not in the military.
2.
My family is good.
3.
I'm not in the military.
To me, that means I can do whatever I want. This is America. I can sing all day and make songs with my
best friend called Michael Sam Jersey Sales about how most NFL players feel
about this guy and wear mismatch bow ties and write short stories and walk out on my tabs at Smithers and Northbeach without getting in trouble or being fired from my job.
A great job, I
might add.
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Around 12:00 that night I found myself walking out of a bar
in Salisbury, vomit covering my chest and sweating bullets from hours of
dancing and shit talking like I was in the middle of a Chris Brown video. The night fades to black – and the next thing
I know I wake up on a soft couch in one of Salisbury’s dorm rooms.
It was a great night.
And the rest of you look like Michael Sam.
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More Random Facts:
- - I stopped saying the pledge of allegiance in the
5th grade
- - If I ever catch my son listening to Young Thug I
would do the same thing Adrian Peterson did
- - Half of you shared your girlfriend this summer
- - Cypher Clique makes the best music in Delaware
- - partyomo is the background music to my weekends
- - and none of you can stop us…
…So I’m going to take this Bachelors.of.Science. in Mathematics, this Master’s degree in Exceptional Children, this Ph.D. in Mathematics Education, this black
Pontiac, my family, my stories, my niggas, my City, and the plugs… straight to
the top where we belong.
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s/o to the plugs…
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