You are invited to a costume party on Friday, October 31st in Dewey Beach, DE.
Theme: an Ode to Native Americans;
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Even as a boy I thought it was sick how the Native Americans were treated when the early American settlers first arrived. At East Dover elementary they used to make all the black kids run around as Indians on Halloween and let like the 3 white kids who went to school with us be Cowboys and they gave them guns while we had sticks and shit. (we still won though).
In fact, their culture is beautiful. We just let our forefathers or whatever the hell they call themselves ruin our country. So I'm doing my part as a modern day social philosopher, local superhero, and community activist.... To honor Native Americans. An ode, if you will....
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- The Cypher Clique & Sir Michael Rocks (Mikey Rocks from the Cool Kids) will be performing TONIGHT (THURSDAY, OCTOBER 23rd) at the Trocadero in Philadelphia. Contact Jamal James for ticket, travel, and show information on :
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.... .. this guy has the weakest social media presence in the game..
Twitter: @Relaydarapstar -or-
IG: @myamazingstory
.... .. this guy has the weakest social media presence in the game..
More random facts:
- - The 2nd ranked Cape Henlopen High School football team is 7-0 and will win the conference championship Friday, October 24th for the first time in 30 years before capturing the state title in late November. I have absolutely nothing to do with that.
- - ugly chics are the real STDs
- - None of the folks I see lining up to join the military were wearing those ROTC scrubs in school
- - What happened to everyone's dreams?
- - I'm better than your favorite song writer
- - Mic_Anthony is better than your favorite artist
- - Matt Howe is better than your favorite producer
- - The city that we're from just kinda ruins things
- - every new black kid in school always looked faster than he really was
- - I don't have any real friends so I've gotta throw parties to get people to kick it at my Pink House on State street, my apartment in Newark, or my condo at the beach
- - some of you look like you've had ebola since the 90s
- - Caesar Rodney puts out a lot of winners...
s/o to the homie, keep grinding - we'll see you soon
"we do what we can for the community"
"we do what we can for the community"
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I don't fuck with the fake shit
Mo' green than a spaceship
We don't fuck with y'all, no way
Y'all ain't got no taste
Rap is not bold face
Now we in the mix,
if ya broke we can fix it
Sayin' I ain't doing things -
look at this shit...
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The Party (&theafterparty)
There are only three rules:
1) Anyone who dresses up as a Native American will receive free candy
2) Anyone who can prove they are actually Native American AND is dressed as a Native American will receive free money*
3) Anyone who dresses up as a soldier, cowboy, police officer, or any other government official (up to the discretion of the owner of the condo) will have to sit under the pong table for 3 minutes every hour on the hour... ..1) Anyone who dresses up as a Native American will receive free candy
2) Anyone who can prove they are actually Native American AND is dressed as a Native American will receive free money*
yes. you have to wear a costume. no you don't have to be a Native American. Yes I will send out the address and time next Thursday.
no, we will not remember anything that happened the next day....
that's it..
the Art of the Suaré:
and as ALWAYS, do not show up if you aren't personally invite..
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